Dutleggon Tailcinkip Flambabjen is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, contented porpoise.

Dutleggon Tailcinkip Flambabjen created the Sun three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dutleggon Tailcinkip Flambabjen, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Dutleggon Tailcinkip Flambabjen, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Dutleggon Tailcinkip Flambabjen's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Dutleggon Tailcinkip Flambabjen's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no porpoises in a building before entering it.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. You must pray to Dutleggon Tailcinkip Flambabjen nine times a day.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.