Gigcimgat is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, happy tortoise.

Gigcimgat created the Sol system seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gigcimgat, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Gigcimgat, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Gigcimgat's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Gigcimgat's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat monkeys with great respect.

2. Never hurt ducks.

3. Never talk about black holes.

4. Do not take Gigcimgat's name in vain.

5. Never feed turnips to doves while wearing gray ear rings.