Fly is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, merciful finch.

Fly created the Sunflower Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Fly, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Fly, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Fly's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Fly's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fly.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Do not kill manatees.

4. Never laugh in holy places.

5. Mice are unholy and should not be approached.