Dudjamhab is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, flying hippopotamus.

Dudjamhab created the planet Jupiter three million years ago.

If you believe in Dudjamhab, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Dudjamhab, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Dudjamhab's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Dudjamhab's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no doves in a room before entering it.

2. Never write about amino acids.

3. Do not kill goats.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.