Dapgatfem Mapvedhas Ragfedwap is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, fussy rat.

Dapgatfem Mapvedhas Ragfedwap created the Tadpole Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dapgatfem Mapvedhas Ragfedwap, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Dapgatfem Mapvedhas Ragfedwap, she will turn you into a plant.

Dapgatfem Mapvedhas Ragfedwap's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Dapgatfem Mapvedhas Ragfedwap's Holy Commandments

1. Dapgatfem Mapvedhas Ragfedwap must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Do not trade with those who eat wheat.

3. Never mention frogs.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Do not make images of living things.