Kamyarlbess Weetofhim is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, emotional fish.

Kamyarlbess Weetofhim created the planet Saturn five billion years ago.

If you believe in Kamyarlbess Weetofhim, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Kamyarlbess Weetofhim, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Kamyarlbess Weetofhim's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Kamyarlbess Weetofhim's Holy Commandments

1. Snakes are not to be trusted.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. You must love Kamyarlbess Weetofhim.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.