Quarttunrag is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, intelligent shrew.

Quarttunrag created an electron eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quarttunrag, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Quarttunrag, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Quarttunrag's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Quarttunrag's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat beans.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Always help dogs in need.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Do not drink water in violet rooms.