Dabhadafsid is a god.

She takes the form of a large, pitiless octopus.

Dabhadafsid created a quark four years ago.

If you believe in Dabhadafsid, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Dabhadafsid, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Dabhadafsid's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Dabhadafsid's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Dabhadafsid loves badgers, so they must be respected.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Dabhadafsid.

4. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.