Dunhenfar is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, dishonest troll.

Dunhenfar created energy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dunhenfar, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Dunhenfar, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Dunhenfar's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Dunhenfar's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Do not wear white clothing.

3. Do not eat oranges.

4. Never look at stars.

5. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.