Wigsakdit is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, merciless toad.

Wigsakdit created humankind four billion years ago.

If you believe in Wigsakdit, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Wigsakdit, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Wigsakdit's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Wigsakdit's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt whales.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Put Wigsakdit first in all things.

4. Always help sick pigs.

5. Never paint your chest purple.