Ingmetminfarn is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, ill-tempered weasel.

Ingmetminfarn created the Whirlpool Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Ingmetminfarn, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Ingmetminfarn, it will destroy your home solar system.

Ingmetminfarn's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Ingmetminfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Pray towards the north.

3. You must love Ingmetminfarn.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Always take life seriously.