Nadvonktik is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, overgenerous whale.

Nadvonktik created the cosmos four years ago.

If you believe in Nadvonktik, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Nadvonktik, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Nadvonktik's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Nadvonktik's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never write about moons.

3. Do not dye your hair white.

4. Do not eat tomatoes.

5. Mites are not to be trusted.