Labbutrap is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, emotional dragon.

Labbutrap created light nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Labbutrap, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Labbutrap, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Labbutrap's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Labbutrap's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from cyan badgers for they are unholy.

2. Do not speak about oranges.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.