Batditquart is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, weak wombat.

Batditquart created the Tadpole Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Batditquart, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Batditquart, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Batditquart's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Batditquart's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about black holes.

2. Erect eight silver sculptures of Batditquart on top of important buildings.

3. Always look after injured ducks.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. You must pray to Batditquart six times a day.