Waphudstip is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, flying mole.

Waphudstip created the Virgo Supercluster twelve years ago.

If you believe in Waphudstip, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Waphudstip, it will be mildly annoyed.

Waphudstip's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Waphudstip's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into mauve rooms.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Waphudstip.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Waphudstip.