Mincadfag is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, uncaring mouse.

Mincadfag created a quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mincadfag, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Mincadfag, she will throw large rocks at you.

Mincadfag's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Mincadfag's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick dolphins.

2. Never think about gravity.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Do not take Mincadfag's name in vain.