Zimmadgessbummidbab is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, fast porpoise.

Zimmadgessbummidbab created snails four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zimmadgessbummidbab, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Zimmadgessbummidbab, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Zimmadgessbummidbab's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Zimmadgessbummidbab's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Zimmadgessbummidbab.

2. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

3. Erect a large lead sculpture of Zimmadgessbummidbab on top of all buildings.

4. Never write about nebulae.

5. Never think ill of sick squirrels.