Pantitdoss is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, almighty squid.

Pantitdoss created the Black Eye Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pantitdoss, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Pantitdoss, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Pantitdoss' most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Pantitdoss' Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

3. Retreat if seven hamsters approach from the south.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Pantitdoss loves grasshopers, so they must be respected.