Vilcebciss is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, tiresome slug.

Vilcebciss created the Large Magellanic Cloud nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Vilcebciss, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Vilcebciss, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Vilcebciss' most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Vilcebciss' Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured shrews.

2. Do not shave your hands.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Never wear ear rings.

5. Always help sick ants.