Xenxenham is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, omnipotent slug.

Xenxenham created viruses four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Xenxenham, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Xenxenham, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Xenxenham's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Xenxenham's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Xenxenham.

2. Xenxenham loves hamsters, so they must be respected.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate nematodes.

5. Do not commit murder.