Appdabdub Gabxuckhap is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, unfair wasp.

Appdabdub Gabxuckhap created humanity twelve years ago.

If you believe in Appdabdub Gabxuckhap, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Appdabdub Gabxuckhap, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Appdabdub Gabxuckhap's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Appdabdub Gabxuckhap's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from turquoise badgers for they are unholy.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Appdabdub Gabxuckhap.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Always treat aardvarks with great respect.

5. Always wear blue.