Konfatrag Cabzogsab is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, unsympathetic hummingbird.

Konfatrag Cabzogsab created the planet Jupiter eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Konfatrag Cabzogsab, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Konfatrag Cabzogsab, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Konfatrag Cabzogsab's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Konfatrag Cabzogsab's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large lead sculpture of Konfatrag Cabzogsab on top of all buildings.

2. Never skip near snails.

3. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

4. Mice are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Worship no other gods but Konfatrag Cabzogsab.