Cidlipbun is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, tiresome goose.

Cidlipbun created tapeworms three million years ago.

If you believe in Cidlipbun, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Cidlipbun, it will send you a sign.

Cidlipbun's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Cidlipbun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt monkeys.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Do not trade with those who eat beans.

4. Do not drink water in gray rooms.

5. Fast once a month.