Benyatrot is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, unselfish hedgehog.

Benyatrot created the Sol system nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Benyatrot, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Benyatrot, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Benyatrot's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Benyatrot's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Run away from blue moths, for they are unholy.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Do not wear magenta clothing.

5. Never pour water over plants.