Quamvolont is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, contented mink.

Quamvolont created Asia four years ago.

If you believe in Quamvolont, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Quamvolont, it will throw large rocks at you.

Quamvolont's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Quamvolont's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Always look after injured mites.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Never talk about tapirs.

5. Never sing in holy places.