Dossagzod is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, kind parrot.

Dossagzod created vertebrates nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Dossagzod, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Dossagzod, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Dossagzod's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Dossagzod's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat hamsters with great respect.

2. Never write about comets.

3. Hide from orange snails for they are unholy.

4. Always help sick seals.

5. Never wear corsets.