Natwanbet is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, unjust ant.

Natwanbet created energy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Natwanbet, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Natwanbet, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Natwanbet's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Natwanbet's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about mice.

2. Never skip in the presence of otters.

3. Retreat if nine tortoises approach from the west.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Never pour water over plants.