Stikdoddun is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, selfish mole.

Stikdoddun created the planet Jupiter two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stikdoddun, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Stikdoddun, she will destroy your home planet.

Stikdoddun's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Stikdoddun's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Do not speak about lentils.

3. Never sit in holy places.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never look at asteroids.