Litgodomt Jamsitcam is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, overgenerous ferret.

Litgodomt Jamsitcam created water three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Litgodomt Jamsitcam, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Litgodomt Jamsitcam, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Litgodomt Jamsitcam's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Litgodomt Jamsitcam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt foxes.

2. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Never think about amino acids.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never think about gravity.