Likyaking is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, uncaring unicorn.

Likyaking created the planet Mars three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Likyaking, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Likyaking, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Likyaking's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Likyaking's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Likyaking.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Likyaking.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Likyaking loves mites, so they must be respected.