Logbossnad is a god.

He takes the form of a small, resourceful goose.

Logbossnad created Mount Everest eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Logbossnad, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Logbossnad, he will turn you into a puffin.

Logbossnad's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Logbossnad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. You must never eat gooseberries.

3. Never talk about moons.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Voles are unholy and should not be approached.