Badtarsaw is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, intelligent ant.

Badtarsaw created the Sunflower Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Badtarsaw, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Badtarsaw, he will have a low opinion of you.

Badtarsaw's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Badtarsaw's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Badtarsaw on top of all buildings.

4. Do not eat peanuts.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.