Gupdutham is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, selfish deer.

Gupdutham created the Cigar Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Gupdutham, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Gupdutham, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Gupdutham's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Gupdutham's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Gupdutham's name in vain.

2. Retreat if three aardvarks approach from the west.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Do not wear yellow clothing.