Fenbissakdit is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, all-knowing yak.

Fenbissakdit created the Virgo Supercluster four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fenbissakdit, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Fenbissakdit, it will be mildly annoyed.

Fenbissakdit's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Fenbissakdit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear gray clothing.

2. Always help grasshopers in need.

3. Do not trade with those who eat nuts.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never paint your arms turquoise.