Ripgodlist Cidsawjon is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, kind jaguar.

Ripgodlist Cidsawjon created the Sol system twelve years ago.

If you believe in Ripgodlist Cidsawjon, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Ripgodlist Cidsawjon, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Ripgodlist Cidsawjon's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Ripgodlist Cidsawjon's Holy Commandments

1. Put Ripgodlist Cidsawjon first in all things.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Always obey Ripgodlist Cidsawjon's priests.

5. Do not eat strawberries.