Godfatfub is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, blissful faun.

Godfatfub created a quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Godfatfub, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Godfatfub, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Godfatfub's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Godfatfub's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from brown goats for they are unholy.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Godfatfub.

3. Always wear indigo.

4. Feed all hungry monkeys.

5. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.