Quamtamtin is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, temperamental salamander.

Quamtamtin created the universe six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quamtamtin, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Quamtamtin, it will ignore you.

Quamtamtin's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Quamtamtin's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about planets.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Do not wear tin on your body.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.