Bin is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, merciless centaur.

Bin created a photon five billion years ago.

If you believe in Bin, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Bin, she will destroy your favourite star.

Bin's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Bin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

3. Do not take Bin's name in vain.

4. Do not trade with those who eat gooseberries.

5. Never sing in holy places.