Teenfodvil is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, effective seal.

Teenfodvil created the Small Magellanic Cloud twelve years ago.

If you believe in Teenfodvil, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Teenfodvil, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Teenfodvil's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Teenfodvil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Hide if eight tortoises approach from the north.

4. Never hurt otters.

5. Always treat badgers with great respect.