Mistingablarg is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, flying rhinoceros.

Mistingablarg created a Higgs boson six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mistingablarg, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Mistingablarg, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Mistingablarg's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Mistingablarg's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Do not hurt dogs.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Always treat ducks with great respect.