Fidpantenhak is a god.

He takes the form of a small, awe-inspiring goat.

Fidpantenhak created silver two years ago.

If you believe in Fidpantenhak, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Fidpantenhak, he will destroy your home solar system.

Fidpantenhak's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Fidpantenhak's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about whales.

2. Always look after injured sharks.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.