Zodquillomt is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, unfair bird.

Zodquillomt created an up quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zodquillomt, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Zodquillomt, he will turn you into a mole.

Zodquillomt's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Zodquillomt's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured mice.

2. Do not kill shrews.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Never look at asteroids.

5. Never wear orange hats.