Cussdavjan Queegdod is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, amazing penguin.

Cussdavjan Queegdod created Asia three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cussdavjan Queegdod, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Cussdavjan Queegdod, it will turn you into a plant.

Cussdavjan Queegdod's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Cussdavjan Queegdod's Holy Commandments

1. Erect four nickel sculptures of Cussdavjan Queegdod on top of important buildings.

2. Do not kill ants.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Cussdavjan Queegdod.

4. Hide from purple porpoises for they are unholy.

5. Cussdavjan Queegdod loves dolphins, so they must be honoured.