Donstanwot is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, unsympathetic naga.

Donstanwot created the world six million years ago.

If you believe in Donstanwot, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Donstanwot, she will throw large rocks at you.

Donstanwot's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Donstanwot's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Never talk about galaxies.

5. Erect a large silver sculpture of Donstanwot on top of all buildings.