Tadyarpven is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, clever dragonfly.

Tadyarpven created light two years ago.

If you believe in Tadyarpven, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Tadyarpven, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Tadyarpven's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Tadyarpven's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Do not speak about tomatoes.

3. Never eat grapes.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.