Wodtikfit is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, humane parrot.

Wodtikfit created a down quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wodtikfit, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Wodtikfit, he will throw large rocks at you.

Wodtikfit's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Wodtikfit's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never wear orange tights.

4. Never bounce in the presence of foxes.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force.