Nanmotrowdoghomdodquag is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, two-faced cat.

Nanmotrowdoghomdodquag created the Small Magellanic Cloud two million years ago.

If you believe in Nanmotrowdoghomdodquag, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Nanmotrowdoghomdodquag, she will throw large rocks at you.

Nanmotrowdoghomdodquag's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Nanmotrowdoghomdodquag's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Nanmotrowdoghomdodquag.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Pray towards the west.

5. Never laugh in holy places.