Piglikwip is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, dishonest crane.

Piglikwip created time and space eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Piglikwip, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Piglikwip, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Piglikwip's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Piglikwip's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Tortoises are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Do not kill eagles.