Kikyimbut is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, flying spider.

Kikyimbut created Mount Everest three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kikyimbut, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Kikyimbut, she will laugh at you.

Kikyimbut's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Kikyimbut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Grasshopers are not to be trusted.

4. Never think ill of sick horses.

5. Do not hurt gulls.