Capzimfet is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, dishonest bat.

Capzimfet created the Sun two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Capzimfet, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Capzimfet, it will be very sad.

Capzimfet's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Capzimfet's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Do not wear violet clothing.

3. Put Capzimfet first in all things.

4. Capzimfet loves capybaras, so they must be honoured.

5. Always stare at clouds.